Project Valyria
A holding shelf for apps, archives, and blueprints allegedly pulled from my notebook by little green men and assembled into real products.
Discovered Files
Three product blueprints recovered from late-night idea flashes. One plays movies, one catalogs rap feuds, and one has chosen to organize paperwork on purpose.
FilmSweep
A daily movie-grid puzzle that regenerates itself, tracks lives, scores, posters, sharing, and player history. The green consultants claim it was "already humming."
- Observed behavior
- Daily boards, timer pressure, scoring, poster clues, share output.
- Known machinery
- Firestore, Auth, Cloud Functions/Cloud Run, Storage, App Check.
RapRivals
A searchable archive of diss tracks, artists, timelines, categories, rivalry metadata, and hip-hop evidence. Handle with headphones and a suspiciously large metadata net.
- Observed behavior
- Structured rivalries, searchable timelines, media-backed records.
- Known machinery
- Firestore collections, subcollections, relationships, Firebase Storage.
Raven Shop Software
Compliance software for shops that have outgrown spreadsheets but are not emotionally prepared for enterprise PLM. The file hums when auditors are nearby.
- Observed behavior
- Parts, documents, approvals, calibration, suppliers, NCR/CAR, audit logs.
- Known machinery
- Role-based access, Firebase/Firestore design, Algolia search.
Field Notes
Project Valyria is the archive I built to track the products that started appearing after certain small green parties began lifting blueprints from my notebook and assembling them into apps, archives, puzzles, and shop software. The little green men deny involvement, which feels legally significant.